A Bizzarre Love Story

We both love each other.
There is a lot of understanding.
I have known him for 12 years.
Long time, isn't it?

But off late there have been issues-
he asks too many questions;
Some to which I have no answers,
few others answered wrong repeatedly.
He tricks me every time with such mindbogglers!

And the idiot has taken away my heart as well!
And broken it the number of times there are days in an year.
Don't forget to multiply this number with twelve;
because I have known him for twelve years you see!

And everytime he is disappointed and frustrated-
with me, over me!
Says I have no time for him.
Oh I have other people in my life as well!
They need my love and affection too.

Gifts are frequent however;
this is the best part of our relationship.
But they are only for correct answers.
Yes, he is a typical quiz master!
It is irritating!

But you know what?I am in love with this fellow!
Though am a human being too;
I also need my share of love and care.
(Love it when the received packets are more than the sent ones)

Maybe sometime he realises it-
before I am gone.....
Hope he doesn't let me go;
because I don't want to leave him
.
It cannot go on like that.
The issues need to be addressed.
He has to love me back!
MR. MATHEMATICS, YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME BACK!